Hell, I’d name my store this…
more the engrish!
Always listen to the commentary… October 3, 2008
I was just watching the movie “Superbad” with the commentary on (for those of you who don’t know, you should really watch comedy movies with the commentary on once…especially movies that involve Judd Apatow and/or Seth Rogan…hilarious stuff…and you learn a lot of the behind-the-scenes stuff). They started talking about this 80-year-old woman who wandered onto the set from the laundromat while they were shooting at the liquor store when McLovin gets “knocked the FUCK out!,” and how she just randomly started telling Jonah Hill and Michael Cera dirty jokes. I just want to tell you a couple of these jokes, as told by Michael Cera, which apparently all had a “Disney Princess” theme…
Joke #1:
What is red and has seven dents in it? Answer: Snow White’s cherry.
Joke #2:
Cinderella’s fairy godmother was getting mad at Cinderella for staying out late all the time, so she told her one time, “Cinderella, if you stay out late again, I’m going to turn your vagina into a pumpkin!” The next night, Cinderella is out until 3 a.m., so her fairy godmother turns her vagina into a pumpkin. Cinderella comes home later and says “Oh, thank you, fairy godmother…I was out on a date with Peter Peter Pumpkin-Eater…”
Old people are funny…
A picture is worth…a blog post… October 1, 2008
Thought I’d start up a Flickr deal. I’m going to try to upload a random pic every day about what’s going on with me, but we all know that won’t happen EVERY day. Oh well, it’s a way to get all these pictures off my BlackBerry! I’ll put a permanent link to it on here once Jason shows me how…
