I was reading an article about Kristen Wiig on SNL today in the NY Times, and it mentioned one of her characters that I just found funny. The character’s name is Penelope, and she likes to one-up everything that anyone else says. I think we all know someone like that, and so I found a video of one of her sketches as that character. Check it out, it’s pretty funny…

I was just watching the movie “Superbad” with the commentary on (for those of you who don’t know, you should really watch comedy movies with the commentary on once…especially movies that involve Judd Apatow and/or Seth Rogan…hilarious stuff…and you learn a lot of the behind-the-scenes stuff).  They started talking about this 80-year-old woman who wandered onto the set from the laundromat while they were shooting at the liquor store when McLovin gets “knocked the FUCK out!,” and how she just randomly started telling Jonah Hill and Michael Cera dirty jokes.  I just want to tell you a couple of these jokes, as told by Michael Cera, which apparently all had a “Disney Princess” theme…

Joke #1:

What is red and has seven dents in it?  Answer:  Snow White’s cherry.

Joke #2:

Cinderella’s fairy godmother was getting mad at Cinderella for staying out late all the time, so she told her one time, “Cinderella, if you stay out late again, I’m going to turn your vagina into a pumpkin!”  The next night, Cinderella is out until 3 a.m., so her fairy godmother turns her vagina into a pumpkin.  Cinderella comes home later and says “Oh, thank you, fairy godmother…I was out on a date with Peter Peter Pumpkin-Eater…”

Old people are funny…