QUOTE #1:
Location: very loud restaurant playing loud music and having a trivia contest
Jason: “My butt hurts.”
Me: “Your butt?”
Jason: “My BUTT. B-U-T-T-ASS!”
QUOTE #2:
Location: bathroom, getting ready for Alabama game, right after I’ve just put my hair into what I thought was a kinda cute bun
Brooks: “You look like one of those really religious people who don’t wear pants.”
